Oh please, I laughed so hard, I tipped back my chair, the
window was opened and I flew out of it, three stories below I landed on the top
of an unreel, still laughing. It was fate that I lived over a small French
Restaurant, the couple sipping their coffee responded with, "Oh Goodness, it is
pouring buckets of water". I then in a squeaky voice said "could you
please, still laughing, tell me where the ladies room is?"....