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- Subject: Fwd: Attention WalMart Shoppers
- From: "Anita Petersohn" <a_lp67@hotmail.com>
- Date: Tue, 24 Oct 2000 14:16:36 CDT
>From: DeLisa.Cook@GEHA.com
>To: Becki.Capellen@GEHA.com,
>IMCEAEX-_O=GEHA_OU=GEHAMAIL_CN=RECIPIENTS_CN=A762@GEHA.com,
>a_lp67@hotmail.com, bje2000@swbell.net, CFIENHAG@amfam.com,
>deckmann@msn.com, MiaBoBia2@AOL.com, rnlcook@worldinter.net
>Subject: Attention WalMart Shoppers
>Date: Tue, 24 Oct 2000 09:24:26 -0500
>
>
> > A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel.
> > She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to
> > the register.
> > There is a Walmart "associate" standing thre with
> > dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir....can you tell me anything
>about
> > this rod and reel?" He says, "ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on
>the
> > counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
>sound
> > that it makes."
> > She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the
> > counter anyway. He said "That's a 6'graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and
> > 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."
> > She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
>of
> > it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll
> > take it!"
> > He walks behind the counter to the register. And in
> > the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then
> > realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he
> > wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
> > He rings up the sale and says, "That will be
> > $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says, "Yes
> > ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the
>catfish
> > bait is $2.50."
> >
> >
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