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Re: [MOL] Fwd: Fw: A cute one



Thanks Charlotte, I especially liked the one about the dog and fire
hydrant!!!    Beav

Charlotte Kays wrote:

> Subject: Fw: A cute one
> Date: Sun, 22 Oct 2000 22:25:25 -0500
> From: "jim copple" <copple@fastrans.net>
> Organization: Fastrans Net
> To: "Pat Copple" <PatC@ssainc.net>, "Charlotte Kays" <CPKays@webtv.net>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <PBangert@aol.com>
> To: <PETATK@xtra.co.nz>; <gbjbbluesfans@msn.com>; <TBangert@compuserve.com>;
> <Poppin7@aol.com>; <Copple@fastrans.net>; <HCotner@aol.com>;
> <dkcc@swbell.net>; <ceaddoer@admiral.umsl.edu>; <Duffy4FCS@aol.com>;
> <ernie47@stlnet.com>; <carolyn.hinson@worldnet.att.net>;
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> Sent: Sunday, October 22, 2000 9:19 PM
> Subject: Fwd: A cute one
>
> > In a message dated 10/21/2000 11:02:46 AM Central Daylight Time,
> > howle@garlic.com writes:
> >
> > <<
> >      THE "SENILITY" PRAYER:
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I
> >   > > >  >            never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into
> >   > > >  >            the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the
> >   > > >  >            difference.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >             1.  I started out with nothing, and I still have
> >   > > >  >                 most of it.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >             2.  My wild oats have turned into prunes and All
> >   > > >  >                 Bran.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >             3.  I finally got my head together; now my body
> >   > > >  >                 is falling apart.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >             4.  Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >             5.  All reports are in; Life is now officially
> >   > > >  >                 unfair.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >             6.  If all is not lost, where is it?
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >             7.  It is easier to get older than it is to get
> >   > > >  >                 wiser.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >             8.  Some days you're the dog; some days you're
> >   > > >  >                 the hydrant.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >             9.  I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could
> >   > > >  >                 use a few...
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            10.  Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            11.  Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            12.  It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't
> >   > > >  >                 been anywhere.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            13.  Only time the world beats a path to your door
> >   > > >  >                 is when you're in the bathroom.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            14.  If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would
> >   > > >  >                 have put them on my knees.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            15.  When I'm finally holding all the cards, why
> >   > > >  >                 does everyone decide to play chess?
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            16.  It's not hard to meet expenses...they're
> >   > > >  >                 everywhere.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            17.  The only difference between a rut and a grave
> >   > > >  >                 is the depth.
> >   > > >  >
> >   > > >  >            18.  These days, I spend a lot of time thinking
> >   > > >  >                 about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get
> >   > > >  >                 something, and then wonder what I'm here after
> >>
> >   >>
> >
> >
>
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