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Thought this was funny...love and prayers, Joicy
> > >An Atheist"> >> >
> > > > > An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that
> > > > >the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees!
> What
> > > > >powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As
> he
> > > > >was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes
> > >behind.
> > > > >As he turned to look, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
> > > > >He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his
shoulder
> > > > >and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He tried to run
> > >evenfaster,
> > > > >so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his
> > > > >shoulder again and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping
> > > > >frantically as he tried to run even faster, but he tripped and
fell
> on
> > > > >the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up and saw the bear
> > > > >right on top of him raising his paw to kill him. At that instant he
> > >cried
> > > > >out "Oh my God!" Just then, time stopped. The bear froze, the
> > > >forestwas
> > > > >silent, the river even stopped moving.
> > > > >A bright light shone upon the man, and a voice came out of the sky
> > > > >saying, "You deny my existence all of these years, teach others I
> > > > >don't exist and even credit my creation to a cosmic accident and
now
> > >do
> > > > >you except me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count
you
> > > > >as a believer?" The atheist, ever so proud, looked into the light
> and
> > > > >said "it would be rather hypocritical to ask to be a Christian
after
> > >all
> > > > >these years, but could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very
well,"
> > >said
> > > > >the voice. The light went out, the river ran, the sounds of the
> forest
> > > > >continued and the bear put his paw down. The bear then brought
> > > > >both paws together, bowed his head and said, "Lord I thank you for
> > > > >this food which I am about to receive."
> > >
> > >
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