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Charlotte;  Atleast the ladybugs aren't  in your head!!!!  I
really don't know what you can do with the ladybugs if you
don't want to hurt them. Otherwise a bugspray would probably
take care of that. I hate to kill anything to, especially
ladybugs....Your friend,  Beav

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In  March 1997, Brian Cranshaw, a chemical engineer from West
London, returned to the UK after spending  the previous six months
overseeing work at a petrochemicals plant in  Nigeria.

During his first week back, his wife complained that he
seemed to have difficulty listening  properly.   Brian suggested that  his
ears had not fully recovered from  the  air pressure  changes
experienced during his flight.

Over the next two weeks,  Brian's condition worsened as he started
to feel tickling  sensations   deep   in  his ears.  Thinking the trouble
was caused by loosened ear wax, he  attempted to clean  his ears
with a ball-point pen.

When he  pressed  it  into  his right ear, he heard a cracking
sound and saw the pen  covered  in a  yellow goo.
He went to his local  GP claiming had punctured his ear drum. The
GP reached  into Brian's right ear with a pair of tweezers and
pulled out what appeared to be an insect antenna.

During  the examination Brian was horrified  to learn that he had a total
of 5 African cockroaches living  in  his  head.  Four cockroaches were
alive and one cockroach was dead, presumably crushed by Brian's
pen  attack.

An investigation revealed that when Brian was in
Nigeria, a female African cockroach must  have laid numerous eggs
in  the toiletries bag  where he kept his cotton buds.  When he was cleaning
his ears, he  was also transferring the cockroach eggs to his
inner ear where they started to hatch.



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