[MOL] Laugh for the day .... enjoy ! [00477] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Laugh for the day .... enjoy !




>> >>THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
>> >>
>> >>15 Things to do at Wall Mart while the spouse/partner is taking
>> >>his/her sweet time:
>> >>
>> >>1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts
>> >>when they aren't looking.
>> >>
>> >>2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
>> >>
>> >>3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
>> >>
>> >>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
>> >>"I think we have a Code 3 in house wares", . . and see what happens.
>> >>
>> >>5. Put M&M's on lay away.
>> >>
>> >>6. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' signs to carpet areas.
>> >>
>> >>7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll
>> >>only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
>> >>
>> >>8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
>> >>"Why won't you people leave me alone?"
>> >>
>> >>9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
>> >>you pick your nose.
>> >>
>> >>10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if
>> >>he knows where the anti-depressants are.
>> >>
>> >>11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission
>> >>Impossible'.
>> >>
>> >>12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
>> >>size funnels.
>> >>
>> >>13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say
>> >>"PICK ME!  PICK ME!!!!!!"
>> >>
>> >>14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
>> >>position and scream, "NO! NO!It's those voices again."
>> >>
>> >>15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud. "Hey we're out of
>> >>toilet paper in here!"
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