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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
....she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
....she thought a quarterback was a refund.
....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
....she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
....She thought General Motors was in the army.
....She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
....She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
....under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."


She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
....she tripped over a cordless phone.
....she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."
....at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
....she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
....she studied for a blood test.
....She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
....she sold the car for gas money!
....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.


She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
....if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
....she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
....she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for  "This Goes In Front."



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