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Sent: Sunday, October 01, 2000 8:38 AM
Subject: The truth about kids


>
> > >Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to
> > >reach a parent's hand?
> > >
> > >Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing
> > >the drive before it has stopped snowing.
> > >
> > >"There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it."
> > >Chinese Proverb.
> > >
> > >Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
> > >
> > >I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't
> > >have paid for me.
> > >
> > >Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every
> > >effort to teach them good manners.
> > >
> > >Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember
> your
> > >presence.
> > >
> > >Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
> > >word what you shouldn't have said.
> > >
> > >The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
> > >that there are children more awful than your own.
> > >
> > >Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next
> > >step of blaming my parents.
> > >
> > >We child-proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
> > >
> > >Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
> > >
> > >Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children. (My
> personal
> > >favorite)
> > >
> > >Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
> > >
> > >Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
> > >
> > >When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
> > >
> > >You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people
> > >some of the time, but you can never fool a Mom.
> > >
> > >I love to give homemade gifts...which one of my kids do you want?
> > >
> > >Familiarity breeds children.
> > >
> > >A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
> purchased
> > >new school clothes.
> > >
> > >Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.
> > >
> > >Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to
> > >walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and
> > >shut-up.
> > >
> > >The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes
> > >of their time each day.
> > >
>
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