Kids waiting for surgery > > Two little kids are in a
hospital, lying on stretchers next to > each other, outside the operating
room. The first kid leans over and > asks, > > "What are you
in here for?" > > The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my
tonsils out and I'm a > little nervous." > > The first kid
says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had > that done when I was
four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up > they give you lots of
Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." > > The second kid then asks,
"What are you here for?" > > The first kid says, "A
circumcision." > > And the second kid says, "Whoa, I had that done
when I was born. > Couldn't walk for a year."
