Re: [MOL] Re: Getting Old [01768] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Re: Getting Old



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From: Lillian <firefly@islc.net>
To: MOL <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
Date: Thursday, September 28, 2000 10:25 PM
Subject: [MOL] Re: Getting Old


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>> > > YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING 'MARVELOUSLY MATURE'
>> > > WHEN.............
>> > > 1.  You and your teeth don't sleep together.
>> > > 2.  Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
>> > >      discover you aren't wearing any.
>> > > 3.  At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and
>> > > you're not eating cereal.
>> > > 4.  Your back goes out but you stay home.
>> > > 5.  When you wake up looking like your driver's license
>> > > picture.
>> > > 6.  It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
>> > > 7.  When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
>> > > 8.  When happy hour is a nap.
>> > > 9.  When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before
>> > > your money does..
>> > > 10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said
>> > > to you and you always hated it.
>> > > 11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded
>> > > of your age.
>> > > 12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to
>> > > make sure the street is still there.
>> > > 13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
>> > > 14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
>> > > 15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
>> > > 16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
>> > > 17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
>> > > 18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
>> > > 19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking
>> > > lot.
>> > > 20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the
>> > > sun on your bifocals.
>> > > 21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
>> > > 22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
>> > > 23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were
>> > > on your head the whole time.
>> > > 24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
>> > > 25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel
>> > > good.
>> > > 26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just
>> > > don't  care anymore.
>> > > 27. You finally get your head together and your body starts
>> > > falling apart.
>> > > 28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't
>> > > even remember being on top of it.
>> > >
>> >
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