[MOL] Re: Getting Old [01747] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Re: Getting Old






> > > YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING 'MARVELOUSLY MATURE'
> > > WHEN.............
> > > 1.  You and your teeth don't sleep together.
> > > 2.  Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
> > >      discover you aren't wearing any.
> > > 3.  At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and
> > > you're not eating cereal.
> > > 4.  Your back goes out but you stay home.
> > > 5.  When you wake up looking like your driver's license
> > > picture.
> > > 6.  It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
> > > 7.  When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
> > > 8.  When happy hour is a nap.
> > > 9.  When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before
> > > your money does..
> > > 10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said
> > > to you and you always hated it.
> > > 11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded
> > > of your age.
> > > 12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to
> > > make sure the street is still there.
> > > 13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
> > > 14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
> > > 15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
> > > 16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
> > > 17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
> > > 18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
> > > 19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking
> > > lot.
> > > 20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the
> > > sun on your bifocals.
> > > 21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
> > > 22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
> > > 23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were
> > > on your head the whole time.
> > > 24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
> > > 25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel
> > > good.
> > > 26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just
> > > don't  care anymore.
> > > 27. You finally get your head together and your body starts
> > > falling apart.
> > > 28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't
> > > even remember being on top of it.
> > >
> >
> 
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