There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He > stays like
that for half-an-hour. Then this bully steps up > next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks > it all down. > The poor man
starts crying. The bully says: "Oh, come on > man! I was just joking.
Here, I'll buy you another drink. I > can't stand to see a man
crying." > > The troubled fellow replies, "This day is the worst of
my > life. First I get fired for oversleeping and getting to > work
late. Then I'm leaving the building and find out my > car was stolen. I
get a cab to return home, and forget my > wallet and credit cards in the
cab. Then I find my wife in > bed with the gardener. So I end up at this
bar, and just > when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,
you > show up and drink my poison." >
