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This is a funny.   Sorry I am too lazy to cut & paste and take all the
unnecessary stuff off. Charlotte


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From: Denice Smith <dsmith@coldwellbanker-amsp.com>
To: <ldimercurio@prioritystl.com>; <klommel@apexoil.com>;
<KJLyons1@aol.com>; <DAWNMA1@aol.com>; <Clark_Keitel@thelawrencegroup.com>
Sent: Thursday, September 21, 2000 11:59 AM
Subject: Fwd: FW: This is hilarious!


>
> >X-Sender: tperkins@mail.coldwellbanker-amsp.com
> >X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Light Version 3.0.6 (32)
> >Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2000 08:19:26 -0500
> >To: Sweetyhead@aol.com, dhilljhs@yahoo.com,
dsmith@coldwellbanker-amsp.com,
> >         ldimercurio@prioritystl.com, rparrott@coldwellbanker-amsp.com
> >From: Tricia Perkins <tperkins@americanspectrum.com>
> >Subject: FW: This is hilarious!
> >
> > >From: "Cronin, Lindsay" <Lindsay.Cronin@stls.frb.org>
> > >To: "'Tricia'" <tperkins@coldwellbanker-amsp.com>
> > >Subject: FW: This is hilarious!
> > >Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2000 07:34:50 -0500
> > >X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21)
> > >
> > >Let's hope someone else's game doesn't end up this way!
> > >
> > >-----Original Message-----
> > >From: IN2FLYN [mailto:in2flyn@email.msn.com]
> > >Sent: Wednesday, September 20, 2000 12:56 PM
> > >To: Sheila Bauer
> > >Cc: Susan Wintermute; Eula F Walton; Gail Strope; John Morgenthaler;
Kurt
> > >Ewert; PAT BOYLE
> > >Subject: Fw: This is hilarious!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >--
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            A man takes the day off work and
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            decides to go out golfing.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           He is on the second hole when he
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            notices a frog sitting next to
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           the green.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           He thinks nothing of it and is
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            about to shoot when he
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            The man looks around and doesn't
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           see anyone. Again, he
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            at the frog and decides to
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            prove the frog wrong, puts the
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            Boom!
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           He hits it 10 inches from the
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            cup. He is shocked. He says
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           You must be a lucky frog, eh?
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           frog."
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            The man decides to take the frog
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           with him to the next hole.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>          "What do you think frog?" the
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            Boom! Hole in one. The
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            man is befuddled and doesn't know
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            what to say. By the end
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            of the day, the man golfed the
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            best game of golf in his life and
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            asks the frog, "OK where to
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            next?"
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           The frog replies, "Ribbit Las
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            Vegas." They go to Las Vegas
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>          and the guy says, "OK frog, now
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            what?" The frog says,
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           approaching the roulette table, The man
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            asks, "What do you think I should
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            $3000, black 6." Now, this is a
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            million-to-one shot to win, but
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            after the golf game the man
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>          figures what the heck.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            back across the table.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > >; >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           The man takes his winnings and
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            buys the best room in the
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            hotel. He sits the frog down and
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           says, "Frog, I don't know how to
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            repay you.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            You've won me all this money and
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            I am forever grateful."
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            Me." He figures why not,
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            since after all the frog did for
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            him, he deserves it. With a
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            kiss, the frog turns into a
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            your honor, is how the girl
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           ended up in my room. So help me God
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            or my name is not William Jefferson
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            Clinton."
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            The origination of this letter is
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            unknown, but it brings
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            good luck to everyone who passes
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            it on. The one who breaks the
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           chain will have bad luck. Do
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           not keep this. Do not send
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           money.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            Just forward it to five of your
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>           friends to whom you wish good
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            luck.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            You will see that something good
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            happens to you four MINUTES
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            from now if the chain is not
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            broken.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            YOU WILL RECEIVE GOOD LUCK IN
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > * >  > > > >>            FOUR MINUTES.
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > > > >>
> > >> > > >  > >
> > >> > > >  > >--------- End forwarded message ----------
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> > >>
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >Tricia Perkins
> >Senior Accountant
> >COLDWELL BANKER COMMERCIAL
> >American Spectrum Midwest
> >(314) 206-4608
>
> COLDWELL BANKER COMMERCIAL
> American Spectrum
> Denice L. Smith
> Asst. V.P.-Director of Accounting
> One Memorial Drive
> Suite 1000
> St. Louis, MO  63102
> Phone:  (314)206-4612
> Fax:    (314)206-4666
> e-mail:  dsmith@coldwellbanker-amsp.com
>
>
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