Re: [MOL] for a smile... [00554] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] for a smile...



Joicy,

Really clever.  Enjoyed.
CIM


On Sat, 09 Sep 2000 08:54:02 -0400 Joicy <joicy@erols.com> writes:
> For times when your computer drives you nuts...love, Joicy
> 
> ............
> 
> 
> In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
>   error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry...
> 
>    ------------------------
> 
>   A file that big?
>   It might be very useful.
>   But now it is gone.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   The Web site you seek
>   Can not be located but
>   Countless more exist.
>   ------------------------
> 
>   Chaos reigns within.
>   Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>   Order shall return.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   ABORTED effort:
>   Close all that you have worked on.
>   You ask far too much.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   Windows NT crashed.
>   I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>   No one hears your screams.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   Yesterday it worked.
>   Today it is not working.
>   Windows is like that.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   First snow, then silence.
>   This thousand dollar screen dies
>   So beautifully.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   With searching comes loss
>   And the presence of absence:
>   "My Novel" not found.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   The Tao that is seen
>   Is not the true Tao-until
>   You bring fresh toner.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   Stay the patient course.
>   Of little worth is your ire.
>   The network is down.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   A crash reduces
>   Your expensive computer
>   To a simple stone.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   Three things are certain:
>   Death, taxes, and lost data.
>   Guess which has occurred.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   You step in the stream,
>   But the water has moved on.
>   This page is not here.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   Out of memory.
>   We wish to hold the whole sky,
>   But we never will.
> 
>   ------------------------
> 
>   Having been erased,
>   The document you're seeking
>   Must now be retyped.
> 
>    ------------------------
> 
>   Serious error.
>   All shortcuts have disappeared.
>   Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
> 
>
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