[MOL] for a smile... [00531] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] for a smile...



For times when your computer drives you nuts...love, Joicy

............


In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
  error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry...

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  A file that big?
  It might be very useful.
  But now it is gone.

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  The Web site you seek
  Can not be located but
  Countless more exist.
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  Chaos reigns within.
  Reflect, repent, and reboot.
  Order shall return.

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  ABORTED effort:
  Close all that you have worked on.
  You ask far too much.

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  Windows NT crashed.
  I am the Blue Screen of Death.
  No one hears your screams.

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  Yesterday it worked.
  Today it is not working.
  Windows is like that.

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  First snow, then silence.
  This thousand dollar screen dies
  So beautifully.

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  With searching comes loss
  And the presence of absence:
  "My Novel" not found.

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  The Tao that is seen
  Is not the true Tao-until
  You bring fresh toner.

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  Stay the patient course.
  Of little worth is your ire.
  The network is down.

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  A crash reduces
  Your expensive computer
  To a simple stone.

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  Three things are certain:
  Death, taxes, and lost data.
  Guess which has occurred.

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  You step in the stream,
  But the water has moved on.
  This page is not here.

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  Out of memory.
  We wish to hold the whole sky,
  But we never will.

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  Having been erased,
  The document you're seeking
  Must now be retyped.

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  Serious error.
  All shortcuts have disappeared.
  Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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