(from the site that has anything worth telling about on the internet,
neatly laid out to pick and choose from... FUNSUB.COM)
bring this baby into work tuesday morning, pass out copies,
and try not to spill your coffee, taking turns (we did it at union county
supreme court and were laughing like children.)
try it!
MIDDLE ENGLISH INSULT GENERATOR:
Adjective #1 Adj #2 Adj #3 Noun
unmuzzled onion-eyed rough-hewn nut-hook
bawdy beslubbering bat-fowling baggage
vain villainous vassal-willed bugbear
lumpish lewd-minded loggerheaded lout
churlish cockered clapper-clawed boar-pig
fobbing full-gorged frothy flirt-gill
rank rude-snouted ruttish ratsbane
craven crook-pated clouted canker-blossom
puking pribbling common-kissing maggot-pie
jarring dread-bolted pignutted coxcomb
fly-bitten fool-born folly-fallen foot-licker
pox-marked puny plume-plucked pottle-deep
fen-sucked fawning flap-mouthed flax-wench
spongy sheep-biting swag-bellied skainsmate
droning dankish dizzy-eyed dewberry
gleeking goatish gorbellied giglet
warped weather-bitten weedy whey-face
currish knotty-pated reeky claybrain
milk-livered malt-wormy measled mammet
surly saucyspleened spur-galled scut
mammering motley-mind mangled minnow
ill-borne idle-headed impertinent infection
beef-witted boil-brained bootless bladder
tickle-brained tottering toad-spotted beetlehead
half-faced hedge-born hasty-witted harpy
headless hugger-muggered horn-beat hedge-pig
wayward artless yeasty puttock
rump-fed elf-skinned imp-bladdered barnacle
oh, and here are a few of the many more cool things you'll find
on just the first page of "ad-free" FUNSUB.COM:
free film developing, free and easy internet long distance,
free internet access, reverse phone book, your TV schedule,
easy way to get rid of cookies, home medical advice,
chat with almost anyone....
so, stop surfing. just dive in at... FUNSUB.COM
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