> > > > My first job was working in an
orange juice factory, but I got > canned cause I couldn't
concentrate. > > Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I
just couldn't hack > it, so they gave me the axe. > > After
that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. > Mainly
because it was a so-so job. > > Next I tried working in a muffler
factory but that was exhausting. > > I wanted to be a barber, but I
just couldn't cut it. > > Then I tried to be a chef--figured it
would add a little spice to my > life but I just didn't have the
thyme. > > Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I
sliced it, I > couldn't cut the mustard. > > My best job was
being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. > > I
studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients. >
> Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit
in. > > I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I
couldn't > live on my net income. > > Thought about becoming
a witch, so I tried that for a spell. > > I managed to get a good
job working for a pool maintenance company, > but the work was just too
draining. > > I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired
because I > wasn't up to it. > > So then I got a job in a
gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said > I wasn't fit for the
job. > > Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the
work was > shocking. > > After many years of trying to find
steady work I finally got a job > as a historian until I realized there
was no future in it. > > My last job was working at Starbucks, but
I had to quit because it > was always the same old grind. > >
You got any ideas? I'm opened for suggestions .........maybe you > have
something that WORKS..........because I don't. > > >
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