Thanks, those were great! Bridget
>From: John Montgomery <monty48@voyager.net>
>Reply-To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
>To: <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
>Subject: [MOL] some interesting quotes
>Date: Sun, 27 Aug 2000 23:48:05 -0400
>
> Quotations from women about women.......
>
> The hardest years in life are those between ten and
> seventy.
> -Helen Hayes (at 73)
>
> I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of
> them as stray eyebrows.
> -Janette Barber
>
> Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every
> time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in
> an envelope and send it to someone.
> -Jan King
>
> A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play
> catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up
> the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I
> found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come
> back here with my breast!"
> -Linda Ellerbee
>
> Things are going to get a lot worse before they get
> worse.
> -Lily Tomlin
>
> You know the hardest thing about having cerebral
> palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's
> how I originally got pierced ears.
> -Geri Jewell
>
> A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who
> never owned a car.
> -Carrie Snow
>
> Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you
> cry with your girlfriends.
> -Laurie Kuslansky
>
> My second favorite household chore is ironing. My
> first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
> -Erma Brombeck
>
> Old age ain't no place for sissies.
> -Bette Davis
>
> A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman
> must do what he can't.
> -Rhonda Hansome
>
> The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
> -Jane Sellman
>
> Every time I close the door on reality it comes in
> through the windows.
> -Jennifer Unlimited
>
> Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as
> men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not
> difficult.
> -Charlotte Whitton
>
> Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
> together and your body starts falling apart.
> -Caryn Leschen
>
> I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
> several days attack me at once.
> -Jennifer Unlimited
>
> If you can't be a good example, then you'll just
> have to be a horrible warning.
> -Catherine Aird
>
> When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded
> kids for two years before they realized I actually had a
> hearing loss...and they called ME slow!
> -Kathy Buckley
>
> Behind every successful woman...is a substantial
> amount of coffee.
> -Stephanie Piro
>
> Behind every successful woman...... is a basket of
> dirty laundry.
> -Sally Forth
>
>
>
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