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Re: [MOL] some interesting quotes



Thanks, those were great! Bridget


>From: John Montgomery <monty48@voyager.net>
>Reply-To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
>To: <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
>Subject: [MOL] some interesting quotes
>Date: Sun, 27 Aug 2000 23:48:05 -0400
>
>  Quotations from women about women.......
>
>    The hardest years in life are those between ten and
>    seventy.
>        -Helen Hayes (at 73)
>
>    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  I think of
>    them as stray eyebrows.
>        -Janette Barber
>
>    Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"?  Every
>    time  I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in
>    an envelope and send it to someone.
>        -Jan King
>
>    A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play
>    catch with my golden retriever.  When I bent over to pick up
>    the ball,  my prosthesis fell out.  The dog snatched it, and I
>    found  myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come
>    back here with my breast!"
>        -Linda Ellerbee
>
>    Things are going to get a lot worse before they get
>    worse.
>        -Lily Tomlin
>
>    You know the hardest thing about having cerebral
>    palsy and  being a woman?  It's plucking your eyebrows.  That's
>    how I  originally got pierced ears.
>        -Geri Jewell
>
>    A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who
>    never owned a car.
>        -Carrie Snow
>
>    Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Cry and you
>    cry with your girlfriends.
>        -Laurie Kuslansky
>
>    My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My
>    first being hitting my  head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
>        -Erma Brombeck
>
>    Old age ain't no place for sissies.
>        -Bette Davis
>
>    A man's got to do what a man's got to do.  A woman
>    must do  what he can't.
>        -Rhonda Hansome
>
>    The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
>        -Jane Sellman
>
>    Every time I close the door on reality it comes in
>    through the windows.
>        -Jennifer Unlimited
>
>    Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as
>    men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not
>    difficult.
>        -Charlotte Whitton
>
>    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
>    together and your body starts falling apart.
>        -Caryn Leschen
>
>    I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
>    several days attack me at once.
>        -Jennifer Unlimited
>
>    If you can't be a good example, then you'll just
>    have to be a horrible  warning.
>        -Catherine Aird
>
>    When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded
>    kids  for two years before they realized I actually had a
>    hearing  loss...and they called ME slow!
>        -Kathy Buckley
>
>    Behind every successful woman...is a substantial
>    amount of coffee.
>        -Stephanie Piro
>
>    Behind every successful woman...... is a basket of
>    dirty laundry.
>        -Sally Forth
>
>
>
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