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Re: [MOL] Some wisdom - from Dave Barry



I loved it! How true!


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>Subject: [MOL] Some wisdom - from Dave Barry
>Date: Sun, 27 Aug 2000 09:54:42 EDT
>
>19 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN
>by Dave Berry
>
>1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the
>same night.
>
>2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has 
>not
>achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be
>"meetings".
>
>3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>
>4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never 
>want
>you to share yours with them.
>
>5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories,
>decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His 
>messenger,
>a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
>
>6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
>
>7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too 
>seriously.
>
>8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual
>who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that
>individual is crazy.
>
>9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
>
>10. Never lick a steak knife.
>
>11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
>
>12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
>
>13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
>reason why we observe daylight savings time.
>
>14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests 
>that
>you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from 
>her
>at that moment.
>
>15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make 
>a
>big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
>
>16. "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
>religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, 
>we
>ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
>
>17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy
>people who are not in them.
>
>18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
>person.
>
>19. Your friends love you anyway.
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