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Re: [MOL] thought I would share:



Carol n Memphis,
   Go for it!! I also sent it to alot of my friends. Bridget it got me too,
I didn't see it comming either, but oh how I loved the punch line!  xo Dean
----- Original Message -----
From: Carol Foulkes <crfoulkes@Juno.com>
To: <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
Sent: Friday, August 25, 2000 1:29 PM
Subject: Re: [MOL] thought I would share:


> Miss Dean,
>
> I loved it!  Am going to forward it to my sister.  Thanks.
>
> Carol in Memphis
>
>
> On Fri, 25 Aug 2000 13:09:03 -0700 "michael c white"
> <THEBRATUSER@PRODIGY.NET> writes:
> > In this one my Molor family, you will find that the last line says it
> > all!!!!  xo Dean
> > ----- Original Message -----
> >
> >
> > Sent: Friday, August 25, 2000 4:39 AM
> > Subject: Fwd: (no subject)
> >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >Subject: (no subject)
> > > >Date: Fri, 25 Aug 2000 04:27:39 EDT
> > > >
> > > >Computers and Jesus
> > > >
> > > >Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
> > > >who was better on his computer. They had been
> > > >going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all
> > > >of the bickering.
> > > >
> > > >Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up
> > > >a test that will run two hours and I will judge who
> > > >does the better job."
> > > >
> > > >So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
> > > >They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports.
> > > >They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with
> > > >attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports.
> > > >They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes
> > > >before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across
> > > >the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the
> > > >electricity went off.
> > > >
> > > >Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
> > > >word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
> > > >The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
> > > >restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically
> > > >screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the
> > power
> > > >went out!"
> > > >
> > > >Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
> > > >from the past two hours.
> > > >Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated!
> > > >How did he do it?"
> > > >
> > > >You'll love the punch line........
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Here it comes...............
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >God shrugged and said.........
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >"Jesus saves."
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >--MS_Mac_OE_3049956161_248521_MIME_Part
> > > >Content-type: text/html; charset="US-ASCII"
> > > >Content-transfer-encoding: quoted-printable
> > >
> > >
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