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Re: [MOL] thought I would share:



I can't believe I didn't see that one coming; good one!
Your friend,
Bridget


>From: "michael c white" <THEBRATUSER@prodigy.net>
>Reply-To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
>To: <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
>Subject: [MOL] thought I would share:
>Date: Fri, 25 Aug 2000 13:09:03 -0700
>
>In this one my Molor family, you will find that the last line says it
>all!!!!  xo Dean
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>Sent: Friday, August 25, 2000 4:39 AM
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> > >Subject: (no subject)
> > >Date: Fri, 25 Aug 2000 04:27:39 EDT
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> > >Computers and Jesus
> > >
> > >Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
> > >who was better on his computer. They had been
> > >going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all
> > >of the bickering.
> > >
> > >Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up
> > >a test that will run two hours and I will judge who
> > >does the better job."
> > >
> > >So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
> > >They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports.
> > >They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with
> > >attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports.
> > >They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes
> > >before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across
> > >the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the
> > >electricity went off.
> > >
> > >Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
> > >word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
> > >The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
> > >restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically
> > >screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power
> > >went out!"
> > >
> > >Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
> > >from the past two hours.
> > >Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated!
> > >How did he do it?"
> > >
> > >You'll love the punch line........
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> > >
> > >
> > >Here it comes...............
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> > >
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> > >
> > >
> > >God shrugged and said.........
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> > >
> > >"Jesus saves."
> > >
> > >
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