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In this one my Molor family, you will find that the last line says it
all!!!!  xo Dean
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> >Computers and Jesus
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> >Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
> >who was better on his computer. They had been
> >going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all
> >of the bickering.
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> >Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up
> >a test that will run two hours and I will judge who
> >does the better job."
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> >So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
> >They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports.
> >They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with
> >attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports.
> >They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes
> >before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across
> >the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the
> >electricity went off.
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> >Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
> >word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
> >The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
> >restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically
> >screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power
> >went out!"
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> >Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
> >from the past two hours.
> >Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated!
> >How did he do it?"
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> >You'll love the punch line........
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> >Here it comes...............
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> >God shrugged and said.........
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> >"Jesus saves."
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