[MOL] FW: Getting On In Life [01817] Medicine On Line

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[MOL] FW: Getting On In Life

This one is dedicated to Lillian!!!

>>1.  You and your teeth don't sleep together.
>>2.  Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
>>     discover you aren't wearing any.
>>3.  At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and
>>you're not eating cereal.
>>4.  Your back goes out but you stay home.
>>5.  When you wake up looking like your driver's license
>>6.  It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
>>7.  When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
>>8.  When happy hour is a nap.
>>9.  When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before
>>your money does..
>>10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said
>>to you and you always hated it.
>>11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded
>>of your age.
>>12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to
>>make sure the street is still there.
>>13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
>>14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
>>15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
>>16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
>>17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
>>18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
>>19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking
>>20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the
>>sun on your bifocals.
>>21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
>>22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
>>23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were
>>on your head the whole time.
>>24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
>>25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel
>>26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just
>>don't  care anymore.
>>27. You finally get your head together and your body starts
>>falling apart.
>>28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't
>>even remember being on top of it.

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