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Nancy J

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Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2000 21:56:38 EDT
Subject: Fwd: Fw: New Barbies "With a Twist"
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From: Proctor, Maryann, CIV <Maryann.Proctor@txcars.ang.af.mil>
To: <cumback68@aol.com>
Sent: Friday, June 23, 2000 9:20 AM
Subject: FW: New Barbies "With a Twist"


> this is cute
> Subject:  New Barbies
> 
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> > > > >> > > > READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END-THERE'S A TRICK TO IT.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > Finally a Barbie I can relate to!  At long last, here
> > > > >> > > > are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with
> > > > >> > > > her and OUR aging gracefully.
> > > > >> > > > these are a bit more realistic...
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of
> > > > >> > > > blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors
> > > > >> > > > (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print
> > > > >> > > > editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and
> > > > >> > > > watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of
> > > > >> > > > perspiration appear on her forehead.
> > > > >> > > > Comes with hand-held fan and tiny tissues.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels
> > > > >> > > > shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy
> > > > >> > > > tweezers and magnifying mirror.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps
> > > > >> > > > with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on
> > > > >> > > > the
> > > > >> > > > tummy front, too-muumuus with tummy-support panels
> > > > >> > > > are included.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto
> > > > >> > > > heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's
> > > > >> > > > dainty arched feet.  Soothe her sores with the
> > > > >> > > > pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry
> > > > >> > > > mules.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky
> > > > >> > > > crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin
> > > > >> > > > Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive
> > > > >> > > > age-blasting cosmetics.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a
> > > > >> > > > cheer-leader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off
> > > > >> > > > her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and
> > > > >> > > > Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or
> > > > >> > > > white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit
> > > > >> > > > punch.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken.
> > > > >> > > > Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo(her personal
> > > > >> > > > trainer)
> > > > >> > > > is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac.
> > > > >> > > > They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for
> > > > >> > > > the Napa Valley to open a B&B.
> > > > >> > > > Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with
> > > > >> > > > Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally
> > > > >> > > > caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does
> > > > >> > > > Twelve Steps instead of dance steps.  Clean and
> > > > >> > > > sober, she's going to meetings religiously.  Comes
> > > > >> > > > with
> > > > >> > > > a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet
> > > > >> > > > Coke.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie.
> > > > >> > > > This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets
> > > > >> > > > where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick
> > > > >> > > > and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the
> > > > >> > > > tube, clicking through the channels.  Comes with
> > > > >> > > > Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book
> > > > >> > > > "Getting
> > > > >> > > > In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > If you forward to 11 people a video
> > > > >> > > > comes on your screen.  This works. I don't know
> > > > >> > > > how...but it works, you have to send this email to no
> > > > >> > > > less than 11 people. Somehow, from the return path
> > > > >> > > > generated, you'll receive...something, and it is
> > > > >> > > > funny!!!!
> > > > >> > > > This is the coolest thing I've ever gotten!  All you
> > > > >> > > > have to do is send it to 11 people and this little
> > > > >> > > > video comes up on your screen and shows the funniest
> > > > >> > > > clip. I can't tell you what it is but I was
> > > > >> > > > laughing so hard! So spend a few seconds to send this
> > > > >> > > > and you'll  be glad you did!
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > >
> > > >
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