One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his
> dinner.
> One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to
> cut his food. The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached
> to the end each sharpened to a point
>
> He used to spear his food and place it in his mouth. The chimp was
> very proud of his inventions which he called his one point tool and
> his four point tool.
>
> One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing. The
> chimp was distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his
> precious
> tool.
>
> First he came upon the lion.
>
> "Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"
>
> "No." Replied the lion, "I have not seen your four point tool."
>
> Then the chimp came upon the gorilla.
>
> "Gorilla, Gorilla!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"
>
> "No." Replied the gorilla, "I have not seen your four point tool."
>
> Then the chimp came upon the jaguar.
>
> "Jaguar, Jaguar!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"
>
> "Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I've seen your four point tool."
>
> "Well where is it?" inquired the chimp.
>
> "I ate it." Said the jaguar, smugly.
>
> "Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp.
>
> "Because," replied the big cat, "I'm a four point tool eater jaguar!"
>
David Whipps
(01252) 808077
david.whipps@equitas.co.uk
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