[MOL] Humor! G-Rated [00321] Medicine On Line

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Judge Not...
> A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the
> stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
> He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
> She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
> since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big
> disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate
> people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a
> rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you will never
> amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know
> you."
> The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed
> across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense
> attorney?"
> She replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
> youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too,
> has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has
> a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with
> anyone, and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire
> state. Yes, I know him."
> At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called
> both counselors to the bench.
> In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks
> her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!"
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