It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and
his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring
dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass
in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.
He jumps up on
the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his
chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in
the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his
wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle
her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more
excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband
suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is
just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your
thighs...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly, the husband
grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in
with the gorilla and says,"Now, tell HIM you have a
headache."
