A blonde was driving back from the mall when
there was a terrible hail storm> Huge hail stones
the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving
it full of dents.
She drove to the body
shop and asked what she should do. The body
man explained what needed to be done and that
it would cost at least $4000 to
repair.
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\|||||/ She said that was too much and wasn't there some other
way to fix it? The body man decided to have a little fun and said "Well
you could blow into the tail pipe real hard and they might pop back
out!"
She decided to give it a try before spending that much
money. So she drove home and was in the garage with her
lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe when her blonde neighbor came over
to visit.
"What are you doing!" she shrieked thinking the worst and
thankful that she may have just prevented her friend from
committing suicide.
"I'm blowing into the tailpipe real hard
to pop all these dents out of my car" explained the first
blonde.
"Well silly, it's not going to work" replied her
neighbor. "Why not"? asked the first blonde. "Because you've
got to roll up the windows first"
