My One Request ------------- One night a
blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before
her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart
is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and
prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not
only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish,"
"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I
am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing
material since the Church supports me. I am content in all
ways," said the nun. "There must be something you would have of me,"
said God. "Well, there is one thing," she said. "Just name
it," said God.
"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to
blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond
jokes to stop."
"Consider it done," said God. Blonde jokes shall be
stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is
something that could do just for you."
"There is one
thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the
nun. "Name it. Please," said God.
"It's the M&M's,"
said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."