Two nuns are ordered to paint a
room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is
that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After
conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of
the room, strip off their habits and paint in the nude. In the
middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls
one of the nuns. "The blind man", replies a voice from the other
side of the door. The two naked nuns look at each other and
shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the
room, they open the door. "Nice boobs", says the man, "where do you
want
these blinds?"
