THE RANCHERS WIFE
There once was a successful rancher who
died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was determined to
keep the ranch and make a go of it, but
she knew very little about ranching,
so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for ranch hands.
men applied for the job... One was gay and the other a drunk. She
long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to
gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the
He turned out to be a fantastic worker, worked long hard hours
and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks the two of them
worked, and the ranch was doing really well. Then
one day the rancher's wife
said to the hired hand, "You have done a really
good job and we've both done
nothing but work for weeks. The ranch looks
great, and I'm taking
Saturday night off and going into town to kick up my
heels and paint the town
red, and I think you should do the same."
The hired hand agreed readily,
and Saturday night each went to town. The
rancher's wife had dinner and
drinks with friends, and talked and joked and
danced, and had a great time,
getting home about midnight. The hired
hand wasn't home yet, so she
decided to wait up for him.
One o'clock and no hired hand yet. Two
o'clock and no hired hand and she
began to worry. At two-thirty, in came the
hired hand. The rancher's wife
was sitting by the fireplace and called
him over by her. "Now I'm the
boss", she said, "and you have to do what I
tell you, right?"
"Well... yes", he answered.
"Then unbutton my blouse
and take it off", she said. He did as she asked.
"Now take off my
boots." He did.
"Now take off my socks." He did.
take off my skirt." He did.
"Now take off my bra."
Again he did as she asked.
"Now take off my panties." And again he did
what she told him.
Then she looked at him and said, "Don't ever wear my
clothes to town