How about
A pickle short of a full jar.
KathleenCorrigan@AOL.COM wrote:
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> Subject: Fw: (no subject)
> Date: Sat, 8 Apr 2000 11:53:05 -0700
> From: "Donna Atkinson" <dgoofey@worldnet.att.net>
> To: "ARLEN" <a.goofey@worldnet.att.net>
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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <Ldysunset2@aol.com>
> Sent: Saturday, April 08, 2000 11:45 AM
> Subject: (no subject)
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> > Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
> > >
> > > A few clowns short of a circus.
> > >
> > > A few fries short of a happy meal.
> > >
> > > The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
> > >
> > > Slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
> > >
> > > All foam, no beer.
> > >
> > > The butter has slipped off his pancake.
> > >
> > > The cheese slid off his cracker.
> > >
> > > Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
> > >
> > > Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
> > >
> > > Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
> > >
> > > He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
> > >
> > > As smart as bait.
> > >
> > > Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
> > >
> > > Her sewing machine's out of thread.
> > >
> > > One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
> > >
> > > Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
> > >
> > > His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
> > >
> > > Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
> > >
> > > Receiver is off the hook.
> > >
> > > Not wired to code.
> > >
> > > Skylight leaks a little.
> > >
> > > Her slinky's kinked.
> > >
> > > Too much yardage between the goal posts.
> > >
> > > Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
> > >
> > > A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.
> > >
> > > During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
> > >
> > > Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
> > >
> > > Is so dense, light bends around her.
> > >
> > > If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
> > >
> > > Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
> > >
> > > Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
> > >
> > > She stayed on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long.
> > >
> >
> >
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