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From: <Ldysunset2@aol.com>
Sent: Saturday, April 08, 2000 11:45 AM
Subject: (no subject)
> Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
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> > A few clowns short of a circus.
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> > A few fries short of a happy meal.
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> > The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
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> > Slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
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> > All foam, no beer.
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> > The butter has slipped off his pancake.
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> > The cheese slid off his cracker.
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> > Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
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> > Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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> > Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
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> > He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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> > As smart as bait.
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> > Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
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> > Her sewing machine's out of thread.
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> > One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
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> > Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
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> > His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
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> > Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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> > Receiver is off the hook.
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> > Not wired to code.
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> > Skylight leaks a little.
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> > Her slinky's kinked.
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> > Too much yardage between the goal posts.
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> > Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
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> > A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.
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> > During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
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> > Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
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> > Is so dense, light bends around her.
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> > If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
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> > Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
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> > Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
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> > She stayed on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long.
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