A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a
lady up ahead of him.. He said, "Can you help me, I don't
know what hole I'm on."
She told him, "You are one hole behind
me. I'm on 7, you're on 6."
He thanked her and continued
playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again. He saw
the same lady and asked her, kind of embarrassed, "I'm sorry
to bother you again, but I'm lost again, can you please tell me
what hole I'm on?"
She told him "You are one hole behind
me. I'm on 14, you are on 13."
Again he thanked her and
continued playing golf. When he finished, he saw her in the
clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink
for helping him out. She accepted.
As they were
drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a
She said, "I'm in
He replied, "No kidding, so am
I. What do you sell?"
it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know
what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to
laugh. He promised.
She said, "I sell
>He immediately fell to the
floor laughing hysterically. > >She
said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh." >
>He replied, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. >You
see, I sell toilet paper, I'm still one hole behind