Re: [MOL] Proofs About Jesus [00228] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Proofs About Jesus



Cute, there's certainly no doubt now that Jesus was a woman, right?
Your friend,
Bridget

>From: "Nancy Postema" <misty60@earthlink.net>
>Reply-To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
>To: <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
>Subject: [MOL] Proofs About Jesus
>Date: Mon, 3 Apr 2000 19:34:51 -0700
>
>
>  Subject: Proofs About Jesus
>
>  THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN
>  His first name was Jesus
>  He was bilingual
>  He was always being harassed by the authorities
>
>  THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
>  He called everybody "brother"
>  He liked Gospel
>  He couldn't get a fair trial
>
>  THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
>  He went into his father's business
>  He lived at home until he was 33
>  He was sure his Mother was a virgin,  and his Mother was sure he was God
>
>  THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
>  He talked with his hands
>  He had wine with every meal
>  He worked in the building trades
>
>  THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
>  He never cut his hair
>  He walked around barefoot
>  He started a new religion
>
>  THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
>  He never got married
>  He was always telling stories
>  He loved green pastures
>
>  (and now the MOST Compelling EVIDENCE:)
>
>  THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
>  He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food
>  He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just
>  didn't get it
>  Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for
>  him to do.
>
>
>
>
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