Re: [MOL] A Joke From Me [02474] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] A Joke From Me



Marty,
That is priceless! Best laugh I've had in a long time. Thank you.
Love,
Debby

Martin Auslander wrote:
> 
> Good Morning All,
> 
> Just receieved this from my Brother who is a jokester and provides me
> with my morning smiles. HOpe you will like this and hope it does not
> offend anyone. WE are Jewish and we get great laughs out of just lauging
> at ourselves through these jokes. They are not meant to offend anyone,
> but to take them in the spirit and light for which the humor is cast.
> Hope it brings a smile to your face as well.
> 
> Hope you smile at this:
> 
> > This old gentleman's dear old dog passed away.
> > > >> He was so attached to that dog that he went to his Rabbi and
> > > >> asked if the Rabbi would say kadish for the dog.
> > > >> The Rabbi said, "No, we only say kadish for humans, not animals.
> > > >> However there is a new congregation two blocks down
> > > >> the street from here. You go there and ask if they will
> > > >> bless your dog. The man thanked the Rabbi and said,
> > > >> "Do you suppose they would also accept my donation
> > > >> of $75,000?" The Rabbi said, "Hold it -- come back.
> > > >> You didn't tell me the dog was Jewish." >>
> 
> God Bless You All,
> marty auslander
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