[MOL] Joke/Rated PG [02451] Medicine On Line

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[MOL] Joke/Rated PG

Title: Joke/Rated PG

This is kind of gross but I had to laugh....

A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift.
> The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob." This small
> knob is
> planted on  the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
> the
> skin to  produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever.  Of
> course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
> Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with 2
> problems.  "All these years everything had been working just fine.
> I've had
> to turn the knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results.  But
> now  I've developed two annoying problems. First of all I've got these
> terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
> The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
> your breasts."  She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."