> Subject: Does this sound familuar
>
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> > > >
> > > > Employee: Boss can I have the day off tomorrow?
> > > >
> > > > Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are
> > > > asking for:
> > > >
> > > > There are 365 days per year available for work.
> > > > There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days
> > > > off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
> > > >
> > > > Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have
> > > > used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
> > > >
> > > > You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for
> > > > 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.
> > > >
> > > > With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days,
> > > > leaving only 22 days available for work.
> > > >
> > > > You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.
> > > >
> > > > This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.
> > > >
> > > > We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time
> > > > is down to 15 days.
> > > >
> > > > We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only
> > > > 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going
> > > > to take that day off!
>
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