Re: [MOL] Humor=PG Rathing [01312] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Humor=PG Rathing



Lillian:

These are great one line joke.  Quick and to the point.  Please keep on 
sending them. They made my day. We must learn to laugh at ourselves more 
often.  Do you agree?

Love

Madge


>From: "Lillian" <firefly@islc.net>
>Reply-To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
>To: "mol" <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
>Subject: [MOL] Humor=PG Rathing
>Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2000 08:46:03 -0800
>
>Q. Why are married women heavier than single  women?
>
>   A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go  to bed.
>  Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the  fridge.
>
>
>   Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
>
>   A. Through  his chest with a sharp knife.
>
>
>   Q. How can you tell if a man is  happy?
>
>   A. Who cares?
>
>
>   Q. Why is it so hard for women to find  men that are sensitive,
>caring,
>  and good-looking?
>
>   A. Because those  men already have boyfriends.
>
>
>   Q. When would you care for a man's  company?
>
>   A. When he owns it.
>
>
>   Q. How many men does it take to  wallpaper a bathroom?
>
>   A. Three, if you slice them very  thinly.
>
>
>   Q. Why do men get married?
>
>   A. So they don't have to  hold their stomachs in any more.
>
>
>   Q. What are a woman's four favorite  animals?
>
>   A. A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the
>  bedroom, and a Jackass to pay for it all.
>
>
>   Q. How do you  get a man to do sit-ups?
>
>   A. Put the remote control between his  toes.
>
>
>   Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
>
>   A. So men can remember  them.
>
>
>   Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
>
>   A. So they can  find their way back to the house.
>
>
>   Q: Why were hurricanes usually  named after women?
>
>   A: Because when they arrive, they're wet and  wild, but when they go,
>  they take your house and car.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Warmly, lillian
>
>We invite you to take a look at our Album.
>www.angelfire.com/sc/molangels/index.html
>
>   ( Very informational, good tips, Molers pictures, art work and much 
>more....
>

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