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[MOL] my resignation as an ADULT]

Dear Peggy...thank you so very much for doing my letter of resignation for
me.  I have forwarded it to my boss and my wife and kids.  Gotta go, I'm off
to Disney World!
God Bless.


-----Original Message-----
From: Peggy Hall [mailto:peghall@tir.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2000 1:44 PM
Subject: [MOL] [Fwd: Fwd: my resignation as an ADULT]

> >I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an ADULT.
> >
> >I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8
> >year-old again.
> >I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant.
> >
> >I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk
> >with rocks.
> >I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them.
> >I want to drink Kool-Aid, eat lemonheads and red hots with my friends.
> >
> >I don't want to change clothes because I got a little dirty and my
> >friends didn't care
> >cause they were even dirtier than me.
> >I want to enjoy everyday like its summer vacation.
> >
> >I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew
> >were colors,
> >multiplication tables, and TV show theme songs, but that didn't bother
> >
> >you, because you didn't know
> >what you didn't know and you didn't care.
> >All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of
> >all the things
> >that should make you worried or upset.
> >
> >I want to think the world is fair.  That everyone is honest and good.
> >I want to believe that anything is possible.
> >I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly
> >excited by the little
> >things again, like a new hot wheel car every Saturday.
> >I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of
> >computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to
> >survive more illness, and loss of loved ones.
> >I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth,
> >justice, peace, dreams, the
> >imagination and mankind.  I want to "dream of Jeannie", and
> >"bewitched".
> >I want to go to "fantasy island" and take a trip on "the love boat".
> >I want to be in the roller derby and actually believe the three
> >stooges are real.
> >
> >So...here's my checkbook and  My car-keys, my credit card bills and my
> >
> >401K statements, my pager, my cellphone, my palm pilot, my fax machine
> >
> >and my dvd player and  last but not least my mortgage book.  I am
> >officially resigning from adulthood.  And if you want to discuss this
> >further, you'll
> >have to catch me first...cause.............
> >
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