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>
> >I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an ADULT.
> >
> >I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8
> >year-old again.
> >I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant.
> >
> >I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk
> >with rocks.
> >I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them.
> >I want to drink Kool-Aid, eat lemonheads and red hots with my friends.
> >
> >I don't want to change clothes because I got a little dirty and my
> >friends didn't care
> >cause they were even dirtier than me.
> >I want to enjoy everyday like its summer vacation.
> >
> >I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew
> >were colors,
> >multiplication tables, and TV show theme songs, but that didn't bother
> >
> >you, because you didn't know
> >what you didn't know and you didn't care.
> >All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of
> >all the things
> >that should make you worried or upset.
> >
> >I want to think the world is fair.  That everyone is honest and good.
> >I want to believe that anything is possible.
> >I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly
> >excited by the little
>
> >things again, like a new hot wheel car every Saturday.
> >I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of
> >computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to
> >survive more illness, and loss of loved ones.
> >I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth,
> >justice, peace, dreams, the
> >imagination and mankind.  I want to "dream of Jeannie", and
> >"bewitched".
> >I want to go to "fantasy island" and take a trip on "the love boat".
> >I want to be in the roller derby and actually believe the three
> >stooges are real.
> >
> >So...here's my checkbook and  My car-keys, my credit card bills and my
> >
> >401K statements, my pager, my cellphone, my palm pilot, my fax machine
> >
> >and my dvd player and  last but not least my mortgage book.  I am
> >officially resigning from adulthood.  And if you want to discuss this
> >further, you'll
> >have to catch me first...cause.............
> >
> >"TAG YOU'RE IT AND YOU HAVE COOTIES"
> >
> >(Pass this to someone and brighten their day by helping them remember
> >that life's simple pleasures are the best.)
> >
> >
> >
> >--
> >Sandy Ray
> >Academic Advisor I
> >Department of Aerospace Engineering
> >Texas A&M University
> >3141 TAMU
> >College Station TX 77843-3141
> >(979) 845-0735, fax (979) 845-6051
> >mailto:sandy@aero.tamu.edu
> >http://aeromaster.tamu.edu
> >
> Kay and the K'Azar Pharaohs & Cirnechi
> Home of 1999 AKC Nationals Winner "GREEDY"
> "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
>
> mailto:kaydurr@bihs.net
> Pharaoh web page:  http://www.pharaoh-hound.com
> Cirneco web Page:  http://www.cirneco.com

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>
>I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an ADULT.
>
>I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8
>year-old again.
>I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant.
>
>I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk
>with rocks.
>I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them.
>I want to drink Kool-Aid, eat lemonheads and red hots with my friends.
>
>I don't want to change clothes because I got a little dirty and my
>friends didn't care
>cause they were even dirtier than me.
>I want to enjoy everyday like its summer vacation.
>
>I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew
>were colors,
>multiplication tables, and TV show theme songs, but that didn't bother
>
>you, because you didn't know
>what you didn't know and you didn't care.
>All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of
>all the things
>that should make you worried or upset.
>
>I want to think the world is fair.  That everyone is honest and good.
>I want to believe that anything is possible.
>I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly
>excited by the little

>things again, like a new hot wheel car every Saturday.
>I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of
>computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to
>survive more illness, and loss of loved ones.
>I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth,
>justice, peace, dreams, the
>imagination and mankind.  I want to "dream of Jeannie", and
>"bewitched".
>I want to go to "fantasy island" and take a trip on "the love boat".
>I want to be in the roller derby and actually believe the three
>stooges are real.
>
>So...here's my checkbook and  My car-keys, my credit card bills and my
>
>401K statements, my pager, my cellphone, my palm pilot, my fax machine
>
>and my dvd player and  last but not least my mortgage book.  I am
>officially resigning from adulthood.  And if you want to discuss this
>further, you'll
>have to catch me first...cause.............
>
>"TAG YOU'RE IT AND YOU HAVE COOTIES"
>
>(Pass this to someone and brighten their day by helping them remember
>that life's simple pleasures are the best.)
>
>
>
>--
>Sandy Ray
>Academic Advisor I
>Department of Aerospace Engineering
>Texas A&M University
>3141 TAMU
>College Station TX 77843-3141
>(979) 845-0735, fax (979) 845-6051
>mailto:sandy@aero.tamu.edu
>http://aeromaster.tamu.edu
> 
Kay and the K'Azar Pharaohs & Cirnechi
Home of 1999 AKC Nationals Winner "GREEDY"
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

mailto:kaydurr@bihs.net
Pharaoh web page:  http://www.pharaoh-hound.com
Cirneco web Page:  http://www.cirneco.com

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