That was just so special, thank you.
God Bless,
Nanc ():-)
----- Original Message -----
From: Bridget Rambeau <bsbridget@hotmail.com>
To: <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
Sent: Friday, March 03, 2000 4:49 AM
Subject: Re: [MOL] for a smile...
> I thought these were wonderful...thanks for sharing!
> Bridget
>
>
> >From: "Becker, Joicy" <Joicy.Becker@PTSEM.EDU>
> >Reply-To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
> >To: "'MOLers'" <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
> >Subject: [MOL] for a smile...
> >Date: Fri, 3 Mar 2000 08:23:11 -0500
> >
> >Hope this is good for a giggle...love, Joicy
> >
> >
> >Subject: Prayers of Children
> >
> > A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running
> > as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible
> > class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't
> > let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be
> > late!" As she was running and praying, she tripped on
> > a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing
> > her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and
> > started running again. As she ran she once again began
> > to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be
> > late!...But don't shove me either."
> >
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > One night Mike's parents overheard this prayer: "Now I
> > lay me down to rest, and hope to pass tomorrow's test,
> > If I should die before I wake, that's one less test I
> > have to take."
> >
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > A little boy's prayer: "Dear God, please take care of
> > my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and
> > my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself,
> > God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a
> > big mess."
> >
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > A five-year-old said grace at family dinner one night.
> > "Dear God, thank you for these pancakes..." When he
> > concluded, his parents asked him why he thanked God
> > for pancakes when they were having chicken. He smiled
> > and said, "I thought I'd see if He was paying
> > attention tonight."
> >
> >-------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room.
> > After a while he emerged and informed his mother that
> > he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine",
> > said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you
> > not misbehave, He will help you." "Oh, I didn't ask
> > Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny. "I asked
> > Him to help you put up with me."
> >
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned
> > that his students might be a little confused about
> > Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis
> > on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood
> > that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked
> > his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his
> > hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on
> > and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny,
> > waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I
> > know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very
> > quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
> > response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a
> > few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits
> > and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little
> > Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up,
> > bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Good Lord, are
> > you still in there?!"
> >
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