Re: [MOL] for a smile... [00190] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] for a smile...



I thought these were wonderful...thanks for sharing!
Bridget


>From: "Becker, Joicy" <Joicy.Becker@PTSEM.EDU>
>Reply-To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
>To: "'MOLers'" <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
>Subject: [MOL] for a smile...
>Date: Fri, 3 Mar 2000 08:23:11 -0500
>
>Hope this is good for a giggle...love, Joicy
>
>
>Subject: Prayers of Children
>
>  A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running
>  as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible
>  class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't
>  let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be
>  late!" As she was running and praying, she tripped on
>  a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing
>  her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and
>  started running again. As she ran she once again began
>  to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be
>  late!...But don't shove me either."
>  
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>  One night Mike's parents overheard this prayer: "Now I
>  lay me down to rest, and hope to pass tomorrow's test,
>  If I should die before I wake, that's one less test I
>  have to take."
>  
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>  A little boy's prayer: "Dear God, please take care of
>  my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and
>  my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself,
>  God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a
>  big mess."
>  
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>  A five-year-old said grace at family dinner one night.
>  "Dear God, thank you for these pancakes..."  When he
>  concluded, his parents asked him why he thanked God
>  for pancakes when they were having chicken. He smiled
>  and said, "I thought I'd see if He was paying
>  attention tonight."
>   
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
>  Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room.
>  After a while he emerged and informed his mother that
>  he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine",
>  said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you
>  not misbehave, He will help you." "Oh, I didn't ask
>  Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny. "I asked
>  Him to help you put up with me."
>  
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>  A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned
>  that his students might be a little confused about
>  Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis
>  on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood
>  that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked
>  his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his
>  hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on
>  and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny,
>  waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I
>  know! He's in our bathroom!!!"  The whole class got very
>  quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
>  response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a
>  few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits
>  and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little
>  Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up,
>  bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Good Lord, are
>  you still in there?!"
>
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