[MOL] Fw: Forwarded by Dean & Andy [00107] Medicine On Line


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>  > >> Subject: I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> > I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts 'till 8pm.
> > > >> > * I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.
> > > >> > * I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm
> > going.
> > > >> > * I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin,
> > > antacid...
> > > >> > * I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.
> > > >> > * I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
> > > >> > * I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're
> saying.
> > > >> > * I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and
> over.
> > > >> > * I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright
as
> > > mine.
> > > >> > * I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care,
dental
> > > care.
> > > >> > * I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children,
> > > >> > politicians...
> > > >> > * I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.
> > > >> > * I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
> > > >> > * I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
> > > >> > * I'm having trouble remembering simple words like...uh....
> > > >> > * I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate.
> > > >> > * I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.
> > > >> > * I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.
> > > >> > * I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
> > > >> > * I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's,
> > AARP.
> > > >> > * I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I
be
> > > alive
> > > >> > at 150?
> > > >> > * I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise,
> > > >> > anti-inflammatory.
> > > >> > * I'm supporting all movements now...by eating bran, prunes and
> > > raisins.
> > > >> > * I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the key to
the
> > > >> > storeroom.
> > > >> > * I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my
> life...
> > > >> > Aren't
> > > >> > I???
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >
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