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> Subject:  Heaven or Hell?
> 
> 
> >         One day while walking down the street a highly successful
> > executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul
> arrived
> > up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
> >         "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled
> > in though, it seems we have a problem.  You see, strangely enough, we've
> > never once had an executive make it this far and we're not really sure
> > what to do with you."
> >         "No problem, just let me in," said the woman.  "Well, I'd
> > like to, but I have higher orders.
> >         What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a
> > day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an
> > eternity in."
> >         "Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay
> > in Heaven," said the woman.
> >         "Sorry, we have rules..."
> >         And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and
> > it went down to hell.  The doors opened and she found herself stepping
> out
> > onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a
> > country club and standing in front of her were all of her friends and
> they
> > were all dressed in fine evening wear and cheering for her.  They ran up
> > and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.
> >         They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to
> > the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster
> dinner.
> > She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy and she had a great
> > time telling jokes and dancing.
> >         She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it
> > was time to leave.  Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she
> got
> > on the elevator.  The elevator went back up to the Pearly Gates and
> found
> > St. Peter.  "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
> >         So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and
> > playing the harp and singing.   She had a great time and before she knew
> > it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
> >         "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in
> > heaven.  Now you must choose your eternity," he said.
> >         The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I
> > never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and
> all,
> > but I think I had a better time in Hell."
> >         So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went
> > back to Hell.  When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself
> > standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth.  She saw
> > her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and
> > putting it in sacks.  The Devil came up to her and put his arm around
> her.
> >         "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was
> > here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster
> and
> > we danced and had a great time.  Now all there is a wasteland of garbage
> > and all my friends look miserable."
> >         The Devil looked at her and smiled.  "Yesterday we were
> > recruiting you.
> >         Today you're staff."

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