[MOL] Humor Adult ! [00978] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Humor Adult !



> A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife
> interrupts...
>
> "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for
> weeks now"
>
> He looks at her and says angrily.  "Fix the light?  Now?  Does it look
> like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead?  I don't think so."
>
> Well then, could you fix the fridge door?  It won't close right."
>
> To which he replied, "fix the fridge door?  Does it look like I have
> Westinghouse written on my forehead?  I don't think so."
>
> "Fine," she says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front
> door?  They're about to break."
>
> "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix steps," he says. "Does
> it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead?  I don't think
> so.  I've had enough of you.  I'm going to the bar!!!"
>
> So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours.  He starts to feel
> guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help
> out.
>
> As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.  As
> he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.  As he goes to
> get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
>
> 'Honey, how'd all this get fixed?"
>
> She said, "well, when you left I sat outside and cried.   Just then a
> nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.  He offered to
> do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or
> bake a cake."
>
> He said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?"
>
> She replied, "hellooooo........Do you see Betty Crocker written on my
> forehead?"
Warmly, lillian
 
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