[MOL] Joke, rated "G" [00925] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Joke, rated "G"



 >  DRINKING AND THINKING
 >               - Submitted by Noel Oakes
 >              ___________________________
 >
 >Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road
 >drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.  The passenger, Bubba,
 >said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock!
 >We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
 >
 >"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said.  "We'll just pull over and
 >finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it
 >on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
 >
 >"What fer?" asked Bubba.
 >
 >"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
 >
 >Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under
 >the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.  When they
 >reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
 >
 >"No sir," Earl said.  "We're on the patch." >>

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