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In a message dated 1/16/2000 7:41:46 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
chil8305@eclipsetel.com writes:

<< Things you can learn from having children:
 >>         Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke . . . lots of smoke.
 >>         A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
 >> forty-year old      man says that it can only be done in the movies.
 >>         If you spray furniture polish on dust bunnies and run over them
 >with
 >> roller      blades, they can ignite.
 >>         A four-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
 >> restaurant.
 >>         If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
 >>         strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing a superman cape.
 >>         It is strong enough. However, to spread paint on all fourwalls of
 >a 20
 >>         by 20-foot room.
 >>         Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
 >>         When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the
 >>         ball up a few times before you get a hit.
 >>         A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
 >>         The glass in windows, even double pane, does not stop a
 >>         baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
 >>         If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball
 >>         cleats, it does not leak.  It explodes.
 >>         A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000
 >>         square foot house four inches deep.
 >>         Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year old.
 >>         Duplo blocks will not.
 >>         PlayDough and microwave should never be used in the same
 sentence.
 >>         Superglue is forever.
 >>         McGuyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.
 >>         Ditto Tarzan.
 >>         No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool, you
 >>         still can't walk on water.
 >>         Pool filters don't like Jello.
 >>         VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, even
 >>         though TV commercials show they do.
 >>         Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. Neither do
 >>         embroidered bedsheets.
 >>         Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
 >>         Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
 >>         Plastic toys do not like ovens.
 >>         Always look in the dryer before using it.
 >>         A four-year old can break an arm in a rotating dryer.
 >>         The fire department in our city has a response time of at
 >>         least five minutes.
 >>         The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
 >>         earthworms dizzy.
 >>         It will, however, make cats dizzy.
 >>         Cats throw up two times their body weight when dizzy.
 >>         Quiet does not necessarily mean there is nothing wrong.
 >> >>


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Date: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 11:08 AM
Subject: Fw: things you learn


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>>         Things you can learn from having children:
>>         Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke . . . lots of smoke.
>>         A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
>> forty-year old      man says that it can only be done in the movies.
>>         If you spray furniture polish on dust bunnies and run over them
>with
>> roller      blades, they can ignite.
>>         A four-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
>> restaurant.
>>         If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
>>         strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing a superman cape.
>>         It is strong enough. However, to spread paint on all fourwalls of
>a 20
>>         by 20-foot room.
>>         Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
>>         When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the
>>         ball up a few times before you get a hit.
>>         A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
>>         The glass in windows, even double pane, does not stop a
>>         baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
>>         If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball
>>         cleats, it does not leak.  It explodes.
>>         A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000
>>         square foot house four inches deep.
>>         Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year old.
>>         Duplo blocks will not.
>>         PlayDough and microwave should never be used in the same
sentence.
>>         Superglue is forever.
>>         McGuyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.
>>         Ditto Tarzan.
>>         No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool, you
>>         still can't walk on water.
>>         Pool filters don't like Jello.
>>         VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, even
>>         though TV commercials show they do.
>>         Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. Neither do
>>         embroidered bedsheets.
>>         Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>>         Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
>>         Plastic toys do not like ovens.
>>         Always look in the dryer before using it.
>>         A four-year old can break an arm in a rotating dryer.
>>         The fire department in our city has a response time of at
>>         least five minutes.
>>         The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
>>         earthworms dizzy.
>>         It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>>         Cats throw up two times their body weight when dizzy.
>>         Quiet does not necessarily mean there is nothing wrong.
>>

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