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[MOL] Fwd: oh too good y2k ready??



So, are you all Y2K ready?

Liz




1. SIGNS THAT YOU ARE NOT Y2K READY:
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You've backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall.

You've put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing.

The soles of your shoes are worn out from re-booting the computer.

You try to clear the screen by shaking the monitor up and down.

You're Amish.
- written by Prescott Tolk

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2.  SIGNS THAT YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T Y2K READY:
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It has trouble supporting the latest version of Tetris.

The spell check replaces the word "You" with "Thou."

It takes the same amount of time to re-boot as it does to bake
a potato.

The manual advises you to throw a towel over the monitor to use
as a screen saver.

It needs to be updated to binary code.
- written by Prescott Tolk

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