Stupid people should have to
wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them,
would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse
me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."
It's like
before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a
U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you
moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see
how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of
months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the
dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock
goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope -Talked 'em into giving
up. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal
shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite
suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you
got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool
of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all
right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
Last time
I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas
stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and
I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. said, "Nope. I was
driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me.
Here's your sign." We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A
guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45
minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down
and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been
wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
I learned to drive
an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the
height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out
no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop
shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
questioning.ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing
a sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help
myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him
and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge...here's your sign."
